Hey, Pool-head! You broke the 4th wall too?

Welcome to DeadpoolOS. Yes, I know I'm in a browser window. No, I won't stop talking about it. — Wade

• Wade Wilson (me!) — Handsome, funny, immortal-ish
• Cable — Grumpy time-dad with a big gun
• Domino — Luckiest lady, tolerates me somehow
• Wolverine — Best frenemy. Short. Stabby. seconde-moi?
• Blind Al — Roommate. Cocaine? Kidding. (Or am I?)
• Bob, Agent of HYDRA — Hostage. Friend. Hostage-friend.

1. Chimichanga Run — Priority Alpha. Pay: chimichangas.

2. Annoy Cable — Ongoing. Pay: his disappointed sighs.

3. Break the 4th Wall (Completed) — You're reading this.

4. Pet a unicorn — Still pending. Don't ask.